Bill there are some things you should know about my apartment…

*My kitchen island was made for little people

*For some reason (probably the fact that I get hardly any sunlight) it is kind of damp in my apartment and may smell a little damp.

*There is this mysterious smell in my cupboard which makes my glasses also smell. I think its harmless.

*even when i moved in there were these little gnats in my kitchen. they will not go away no matter how many times i clean the kitchen. they’re gross.

*I have no television.

*sometimes you have to flush the toilet… twice.